| GAY. |
[Jan. 17th, 2007|09:25 am] |
SO. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE GAY. THAT'S OKAY. I UNDERSTAND.
I AM HERE TO HELP YOU.
IF YOU EVER NEED HELP, FEEL "BULLIED", OR JUST WANT TO BASK IN MY GLITTERY AURA, COME BY CHOUZA AND MY'S OFFICE. I WILL LISTEN, DARLINGS.
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
And guess who is turning forty twenty-eight soon~~~? |
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| BACKWARDS DAY |
[Oct. 23rd, 2006|10:06 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  MANLY | ] |
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| | "I Will Remember You," Sarah McLachlan | ] |
Shikamaru: Grow a backbone. Or two. Stop smoking, or I will drag you from your emo corner by your pineapply head.
Chouji: See above. Get that mouthy bitch to pipe down. It isn't very ladylike, savvy? A woman should know her damn place in front of a man.
Ino: It wouldn't hurt to talk to your father once in a while, Princess. I'd like to think I'm more than a sperm donor.
Chouza: If you don't get a clue soon, there will be severe consequences. I will woo you, if need be.
Pants make me feel manly.
EDIT: HOME-EC CLASS HAS BEEN CANCELED FOR TOMORROW. SO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO DO. YOUR TEACHERS ARE BUSY. |
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| OH MY, IS THAT REALLY THE TIME? |
[Sep. 16th, 2006|02:50 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | aggravated | ] |
| [ | music |
| | "Fragile," Megan McCauley | ] |
HEY. I FORGOT I HAD THIS SILLY DIARY THING ♥
My darling princess’s going to be turning eighteen next week. She’s growing up right before my eyes---a vibrant and mellifluous flower; no, no, a woman! I’M SO PROUD OF YOU, SWEETIE, AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I COULD BURST. YOU’RE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE, THE WIND IN MY HAIR, THE SPARKLE IN MY EYE AND THE SPRING IN MY STEP---WHICH, YOU KNOW, MAKES ME VERY SHINY AND BOUNCY.
AND IT’S ALL YOUR DOING ♥.
Tell daddy what you want to do for your birthday, lovie.
OH, AND SHIKAMARU. WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.
( PRIVATE ) |
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| HELLO, DARLINGS |
[Jun. 30th, 2006|07:39 pm] |
INO, MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS, DADDY'S COME TO YOUR DARLING LITTLE SCHOOL TO SEE YOU! ♥♥♥ Actually, my sources have told me Chouza might be coming here soon, and who else would do my laundry, if not my precocious plump friend ♥?
So hello, friends of my precious princess Ino! I'm going to be a teacher! Yes, fabulous, fabulous me, a teacher! |
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